101 Hilarious Chicken Jokes & Riddles for Kids by Rhea Margrave

Author:Rhea Margrave
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: backyard chickens, chicken humor, chicken puns, funny chickens, homesteading, raising chickens, chicken coop plans, chicken coop building, poultry, backyard homestead, raising chicks, keeping chickens, guide to raising chickens, chicks, poultry backyard, chicken breeds, keeping chickens for beginners, chickens handbook, egg hatching, raise chickens
Publisher: Rhea Margrave
Published: 2020-02-14T00:00:00+00:00

Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

A: She was tickled to death!

65.

Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

66.

Q: What do chickens study in school?

A: Eggonomics.

67.

Q: What do chickens grow on?

A: Eggplants!

68.

Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!

69.

Q: What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?

A: Hendurance.

70.

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A: A brick layer!

71.

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

72.

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